Transcript of William Barr Effluxion on the question of Obstruction



US Attorney General William Barr testifies before the US Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, on May 1, 2019

We set out here the exact testimony of William Barr who will not accept the subpoena of the US Congress but did agree to provide the US Senate with some effluxion on the question of obstruction.


By Mogwai, Gizmo,Stripe, Greta, Mohawk, Brain, Gremlin Earl, Daffy, Mr Wing, Electric Gremlin Lenny Bat Gremlin, George Vegetable Gremlin and Katie Alsop


Click Image to enlarge and read US Attorney General William Barr testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, on May 1, 2019.  The US Attorney General told the Senate Judiciary Committee, double, double lies in bubbles-- Trump 2020 is a world of troubles.Photo Art: Rosa Yamamoto FPMag

Click Image to enlarge and read US Attorney General William Barr testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC, on May 1, 2019.  The US Attorney General told the Senate Judiciary Committee, double, double lies in bubbles– Trump 2020 is a world of troubles. Photo Art: Rosa Yamamoto FPMag

The Evidence

Question. Mr. Barr, Mr. McGhan told the investigation there was obstruction. Do you believe him?

Answer. Trump’s instruction to obstruction was a foolish McGahn deduction. Trump told no-one to make a reduction.

 

Q. Mr. Barr, do you agree that the Russians interfered in 2016?

A. Collusion delusion is a Democrat illusion. The Donald had MAGA so he needed no Russian intrusion.

 

Q. Mr. Barr, You said you didn’t know if Mr. Mueller agreed with your summary but he wrote you a 12-page epiphany saying he didn’t agree with your puff piece.

A. Collusion delusion is a Democrat illusion. Trump didn’t do it; everybody knew it and Mueller really blew it.

 

Q. Ok General Barr, you are avoiding my question.

A. MAGA MAGA Trump’s my man. Obfuscation if I can.

 

Q. Ok Mr. Barr you can give your evidence

A. Being neutral I call it maybe balk, bar, block and clog; or maybe cramp, crimp, deter, or bog; but no obstruction. Here’s my effluxion.
Double, double toil and trouble,
The traitors’ witch hunt makes him bubble.
Fillet of Dem-snakes,
In the cauldron he bakes.
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Presidential harassment he will tweet to a smog.
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Gonna sue the banks and get bling bling.
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble,
He will make 2020 a world of trouble.

 

Q. But Mr. Barr, you didn’t answer any questions.

A. I did. I said “Double, double lies in bubbles,
Trump will make 2020 a world of troubles…”